Felipe Vazquez

Felipe Vazquez is the former Pittsburgh Pirates closing pitcher and current pedophile resident of Westmoreland County Community Correctional Facility. Vazquez was the favorite player of sweedles1. However, following his arrest in September, that quickly changed. sweedles1 went to the Pennsylvania State Police baracks in hopes to meet Vazquez and to hopefully heckle him. Unfortunatley, Vazquez was nowhere to be found. Since then, Vazquez has been a running gag in the parties.